FART Archive

Fart forces passengers off American Airlines plane

If thin news reports can be believed, American Airlines passengers had to flee a plane earlier today due to a fart. The flight in question had traveled from Charlotte to Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina. According to CBS North Carolina, “passengers on the flight became ill with nausea and headaches. The flight, which was not identified by […]

Singapore Airlines flight diverted due to goat farts

A Singapore Airlines cargo flight from Adelaide, Australia to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia was diverted to Bali Denpasar airport on October 26th after sensors reported a possible fire & smoke in the cargo hold. When the flight landed, emergency services found the culprit – or should I say “culprits” – 2,186 goatsĀ that were being transported on […]

Toddler has Minions “fart blaster” gun confiscated at airport

Following on the success of the “Despicable Me” movies, “Minions” has been everywhere this summer. One merchandise tie-in from the films got a toddler in trouble in Dublin, Ireland. Don’t you worry though, the security personnel at Dublin International Airport have neutralized the threat causedĀ a “Minions” replica fart blaster gun. Yes, a fart gun. Here’s […]